My friend Aida is keen on writing about food in her blog. She said she would let other friends to write on other things, like beauty tips or slimming secret. Hehehe.
I do not know about all the above, as a person blessed with natural good looks, (hahahahahaha, Aida might be vomitting now) I do not need all those.
I only thing that I need is for people with flawless acne free, baby butt face to stop giving advise on acne, and promote products on acne prevention.
This happened a lot when I was younger as the hormones are imbalance. Now, thanks to old age and one wonderful God sent product, the pimples are all gone!

As a person with pimples, you do not need stupid advise from clean face promoters to persuade you to use their stuff. Do you think that I'm such an idiot to let my face full of small boils? Do you think I purposely apply cooking oil and dirt everynight so that I could get acne?
"Wash your face carefully, you did not wash them that often", said the sales lady.
Duhhh, bitch, tell me something I don't know.

To all stupid promoters, if we need advise on pimples, we'll ask, if not, don't come and try to sell your products, as we might have tried them, and they didn't work, or you with baby butt clean have no single clue of how sickening and embarrassing we might be that you've highlighted our facial problem in public. Stop making a fuss about it. And don't give us that look, like we are so unhygenic, as we probably wash our face more than you clean your asshole.

We would, however, appreciate to receive advise from someone who had terrible acne before, but have tried something that works, and now try to share the secret. And would tell us in 'I've been there before' manner.
As for me, use Dalacin-T solution, it worked on me, my pimples are now gone.

Dedicated to my good and beautiful friend, Terry.

If you are given a choice, to be someone of the opposite sex, who would you be?

As for me, I would have to check on my shortlist. Madonna comes into mind. Isn't she has it all? From a virgin, to a slut, a prayer, a yoga practioner and lastly a mum. And can she recall all the men?
Hmm, if I was Madonna, I would send a return airway ticket to me, the man, and have sex. It will not be making love, just sex. Well, the sex might be lousy (as per Madonna's standard, come on, cut me some slack) but me in Madonna is doing me in the man's body a huge favour.

Next I would really want to be Oprah. What other woman can have such a power over the world? Being Oprah, I would invite me the man, who finally has managed to lay on Madonna. How did you do it? Are you that good that she has to send a round trip ticket? Me in Oprah would put me in the man's body in limelight, giving myself the 15 minutes of fame. It may not be that glittering, but for the time being, hello Hollywood.

Finally, I would want to be Nicole Kidman. And again, me in Nicole would send me in the man's body a round trip ticket, and again, the Oprah cycle continues. All this may sound stupid, but hey, its my freaking blog. If you hate this, create your own blog.

Hi.

My friend Aida wrote on kuey teow. She is so obsessed of kuew teow that she has rated three best keow teow places (based on her liking) in her blog. Well I think I should write something about my obsession too.
Maybe one day I'll write something on sex. Maybe the other day I write something on John Grisham or Lord Jeffrey Archer. Maybe I'll write about my good friends, since I'm fond of them too. Maybe someday I'll write on my favourite tv shows. Or my long obsession on Nicole Kidman. Or the evening sickness that my wife had now she's pregnant. I'm not complaining, that's the price that we have to pay to get us a child. Maybe I'll write about cooking, and how I love stuffing my friends and watch their getting thin diet flushing away with the calories and fats dripping in from my cooking. Sorry guys. Haha.

Ohh, I love writing about some bitches and sons of bitches who always make my day miserable. Be it the man who cut lanes when its pack and congested on my way to work. Or the stupid lady who drove too slow when I need to rush to office. An idiot who gave my handphone nos to his friends and registered in SMS services using my number (012-1234567) when his actual number is 019-1234567. Yesterday somebody called, and asked for him, I just lightly said that Cik Lah (that's his short name) is dead, and hang out the phone. Hahahaha.

Maybe. For now, I'd settle for writing what I'm gonna write. Reading all this, you may find that its boring and leading nowhere. Well, serve you right suckers! Go back to work!